.....Northern monkey, likes a drink, loud guitars and okra....that's the important stuff - but a load more biog is here...

This is where you can read all the latest weeks waffle, ramblings and rants about football, rock n roll and the state of okra this week....

This is where you go to read about obscure bands, great guitarists and all other things both rock and roll

my other job is as Johnny the ShirtShifter. Gaffer and general head honcho of DJTees - an online store full of totally original rock shirts of the mega stars of rock history and also obscure people you've never heard of, some on one leg playing a flute. We do loads of other stuff too. We design them all ourselves . Buy one. Please.

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